Some Cool Quotes that I've come across!

I don't feel Quotes are actually stolen from others because people usually say them by accident

"When life gives you lemons, add vodka and stir."

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."~Robert A. Heinlein~

"Kids - They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex."

"A pessimist finds difficulty in every opportunity and an optimist finds opportunity in every difficulty."

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"The most important thing is to enjoy life - to be happy - that's all that matters." ~Audrey Hepburn~

"I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, theres a brighter day after that. So no matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep ya head up, and handle it." -Tupac Shakur RIP

"Be who you are and say what you feel. For those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind." -- ~Dr. Suess~

1 John 4:7: Dear Friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God.

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

About Me: "Life is SO good! Each day is better than the one before. "

"Money is like manure, it should be spread around."

"Toasters and bathtubs don't mix well together." Pure freaking genious.

"When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."

"I'm afraid the strain was more then he could bear" ~Doc Holiday

"I would like to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me" ~ Frank A. Clark

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" ~General George Patton (1885-1945)

"F**k 'em if they can't take a joke"

"If these rocks were heads, I could move them faster." Too true, too true.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." -Woody Allen

"If everything is under control, you are going too slow." ~Mario Andretti

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." ~Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I think that the gene pool needs to be chlorinated."

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word alone." ~Al Capone

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig"

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need all the advice" -Bill Cosby

"You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise." ~Spock, Star Trek II, The Wrath of Kahn